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Alumni Days for SC parodies

Joe Escalente of the Vandals

Sark Struggle

I want to coach the Trogans
I got to coach the Trogans
I'm born to coach the Trogans
I want to coach the Trogans
A Trogan! Uh-huh

Y'all stop looking near and far
Gonna be yer Trogan star
I realized fast the north is too full
and take my talent to a football school

Trogan job is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To coach the Trogans was my fate
I can't help who I replace

All the bandos in their Trogan hats
and alumni with their wallets fat
We'll all be listening to the Trogan tune
and stab the field like a fucking goon

Trogan job is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To coach the Trogans was my fate
I can't help who I replace

We're all obsessed with the Trogan past
and seein' who's Trogan clothes look the best
And the Trogan rides Traveler so damn good
Sometimes I think he's Clint Eastwood

Trogan job is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To coach the Trogans was my fate
I can't help who I replace

I know I'm a Trogan deep inside
And my license plate shows my Trogan pride
After a couple years under Petey
I checked out the HC scene as a Husky

Trogan job is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To coach the Trogans was my fate
I can't help who I replace

Find out who can coach the best
Check my record against the rest
Those sanctions are crazy (though)
but a built in excuse from get-go

Trogan job is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To coach the Trogans was my fate
I can't help who I replace

You call me an Petey clone of course
A big deal for the fans who crave his force
With a broken streak and a fucked up team
Maybe this Trogan scene will worship me

Trogan job is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To coach the Trogans was my fate
I can't help who I replace

Fight On
Trogan job is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To coach the Trogans was my fate
I can't help who I replace

( I couldn't make it in the PAC North )

*************

Greg Gaffin of Bad Religion

Orge

Haden can you hear me?
How have I let you down?
I curse the day that I passed
and all the Trogans in this world

Let me take you to the hallowed ground
where the Trogans were just trampled down
To coach in a game that could not be won
for a prideful AD, my work's done

Will you guide me now for I can't see
how Trogans can suffer this long misery
What if we came out on top, appeared upright and strong?
Well then I do imagine

You'd choose me (Ogre)
Yeah you'd choose me (Ogre)
And there will be Ogre no more

When all alumni lay their checkbooks down
To help pay the salary of the next coaching clown
Or when thoughts of Petey coming to rescue SC
from itself it's easy to imagine

There will be (Trogans)
Fight on SC (Trogans)
And we would see clones no more

But you'll see (No Pete)
Yeah there will be (No Pete)
And there will be Carroll no more

Then you'll want (Ogre)
But I'll be gone(Ogre)
And there will have Ogre no more



<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of BruinsNation's (BN) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of BN's editors.</em>

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