It will be difficult without enough of "cooper" to conduct electricity there in South Central with the women's basketball program. But ethical Pat will find another means to light things up there. Actually, after 4 years of leading the women's basketball team at $C, head coach Michael Cooper, the former Lakers and Sparks coach, decided to leave the program before ethical Pat can fire him. His son Michael Jr. already left the previous season. Record: 11-20 (72-57 in 4 years). Cooper is best remembered for telling the world what to do with UCLA. He was forced to apologize to us. The AD fired O'Neill, Frank Cruz, and now no more Cooper and the best defensive coordinator in football. Sad, but true.