Feel free to disregard all the GO IOWA AWESOME at my source, but this has to escape BHGP and roam free in the wider world (plus the colors fit great here):
Also, I hereby declare a good old fashion Fanpost feud with that weirdo from Missouri. Fun fact.: if one were to take the southern tier of Iowa counties and make them part of Missouri, the literacy rates of both states would increase. Google it for yourself--I'm not your reference librarian (not that Missouri has those. . .).