Most of the tweets last week were coaching search dominated. I culled through all of them...
ok fine. I culled through what I could to bring you this week's twitterverse.
I know, it's a hard life, not being paid to surf the internet and read people's thoughts. ;-)
I apologize that I need to sully your screen with a Southern Cal picture, but it has a good ending.
Also, welcome to the dorms!
Yeah, at least make the tweets interesting. Stop making me click on links for free iPads.
Next time someone hacks in to my twitter can you at least make it scandalous? #pleaseandthanks— Sydney Leroux (@sydneyleroux) March 28, 2013
Ahh.. old school Nick cartoons.
Rocko's modern life is on lol my day is complete— anthony barr (@itheeayb) March 28, 2013
Sometimes I miss watching Rugrats. Or Doug. "OOOOOOEEEEOOOOOOOO... KILLER TOFU!"
Wow. That looks menacing. And painful.
My tatt twitter.com/footballgod18/…— Ellis McCarthy (@footballgod18) March 28, 2013
Let's hope not forever!
EAST ATLANTA IM HOME— tony parker (@tonyparker32) March 28, 2013
Good thoughts to Jerry Rice Jr's grandmother:
Going back to Mississippi tomorrow... Gma not doing to great y'all 🙏 for her she goin through it— Jerry Rice Jr. (@JRtherealgoatJR) March 28, 2013
And our thoughts are also with you, Brenton Allen.
The past few days have been tough and I wanna say thank you to everyone that’s sent their condolences regarding my grandfather’s passing.— Bren†on Δllen ✗ (@BrentonAllen_) April 2, 2013
Ok fine, here's one basketball tweet.
Shaka turning down #UCLA to stay at VCU makes me wonder where my life would be if I declined my call up to the big leagues to stay in AAA?— Eric James Byrnes (@byrnes22) March 29, 2013
If Johnathan Franklin can accomplish this, he'd be the best mayor ever.
@jfrank2308 hey brah when you become Mayor of LA can your first act of duty be repaving the streets, Molly (my car) doesn't appreciate them— anthony barr (@itheeayb) March 29, 2013
The ULTIMATE compliment. In case you don't know, Kim Zmeskal is the 1991 World Champ in gymnastics, medaled in 1992, and is now a coach:
I just used "Zamarripa" in a sentence as a verb. Zamarripa (v.) -to hold a rock-solid, perfect handstand in a competitive bar routine— Kim Zmeskal Burdette (@KimZmeskal) March 30, 2013
Her handstands are just that perfect.
Always listen to your mother.
Sat morning cleaning wit the fam. And I thought my yard work days were over but when mama say something what can u do? #mamasworld— Kahlil Bell (@KahlilBell32) March 30, 2013
Did you make UCLA eggs also?
I LOVED the movies.
Just saw about 100 ducks in Flying V formation...if you don't realize how cool that is you didn't have a childhood #flyingV— Jerry Neuheisel (@jerryneuheisel) April 1, 2013
NO. I LOVE BASEBALL.
The start of baseball season only means one thing...ESPN will no longer be enjoyable 😔 *changes channel*— Justin Moreno (@J_Moreno1211) April 1, 2013
*cough* Go Giants *cough*
But as a Giants fan, sometimes it's hard for me to root on fellow Bruin Chase Utley, but I can appreciate this:
Chase Utley is trending across the United States for his 200th career HR, a 400-foot bomb: atmlb.com/1282akJ— MLB (@MLB) April 2, 2013
PDA is one thing. In a classroom...
Too much affection couple in front of me.. It's history class for gods sake— Jerry Rice Jr. (@JRtherealgoatJR) April 1, 2013
Got into an argument with the coaches today. I will no longer be attending UCLA. I didn't sign up for this— Caleb Benenoch (@CalebBenenoch79) April 2, 2013
Lol I had to get one April fools in.— Caleb Benenoch (@CalebBenenoch79) April 2, 2013
Holy crap Caleb, I can't handle that.
Finally, I do end with a basketball tweet from Tom Crean:
Steve Alford will be incredible at UCLA. He is one of the very best for many reasons. I have always admired and respected him. Total winner.— Tom Crean (@TomCrean) April 2, 2013
Taking a job like UCLA fits his toughness, big picture skills, knowledge and fearlessness. He will shine bright in a spotlight environment.— Tom Crean (@TomCrean) April 2, 2013
We are certainly hoping for the best.
Happy birthday Thomas Duarte!