Finally, a reason for Dan to retire early. On Earth, Doughnut has to walk to the donut store, or have a minion make a trip to the donut store for him. And what if the donut store ran out, or the minion got stuck in traffic? It would probably be the worst day of Doughnut's life.
But now it turns out that a rock resembling a jelly filled donut has been found on Mars (see link below). Can you imagine a planet where jelly filled donuts are just lying around in abundance? Can Doughnut imagine such a planet?
It is time for him to sign up for the next Virgin Airspace trip to Mars. Let's all wish him Bon Voyage (and good riddance) as he goes to the planet of his (and our) dreams.