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Don't Think About Dan Guerrero

Ok, to keep all of us from going stir crazy today while we wait for National Signing Day, let's have a little fun.

In the comments for Ajax's article from Sunday about Alford throwing his players under the bus, poster YourRC apologized for typos because he has the flu. To which, Fox71 offered some unsolicited advice, "Don't think about the UCLA basketball program when you have the flu."

Well, that reminded me of the DirecTv commercials and prompted me to write an arc that ended with "Don't think about Dan Guerrero."

Here's the entire arc:

When you have Pac-12 Networks, you think about the UCLA basketball program. When you think about the UCLA basketball program, you scream at your TV. When you scream at your TV, you get hoarse. When you get hoarse, you go to the doctor’s office. When you go to the doctor’s office, you cross paths with 27 sick children. When you cross paths with 27 sick children, you catch the flu. When you catch the flu, you only have energy to read Bruins Nation. When you read Bruins Nation, you think about Dan Guerrero.

Don’t think about Dan Guerrero. Dump Pac-12 Networks by switching to DirecTv.

What else can we come up with?

The only limitation is that you must end it with "Don't think about Dan Guerrero."

Have at it, gang!

<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of BruinsNation's (BN) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of BN's editors.</em>

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