I heard on the BN that Ananias Harlan was leaving Moron Center. I knew he wasn't being fired (obviously if he was fired that would mean that whoever hired him made a mistake and by definition that is impossible for the bureaucrats), so I figured he was just going to take his talents to another location.
Then Mrs. Fox 71 tells me that the local press is announcing that Harlan is going to be the new athletic director at USF. I move 2,500 miles across the country, get safely barricaded in Geezerville, only to find out that the Great Liar is moving to Tampa.
I suppose if I become a hermit at the South Pole, he'll show up as the chancellor of the University of Antarctica.
Well, maybe USF students won't care. It's a new school, and their athletic traditions only go back a few weeks. They probably won't care that he will do to them what Jesus the Bowler said he was going to do to the Dude.