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Oh, no. We've had it.

According to BSPN, the new football coach has "brought life" back to just$c*.

Here's the story. http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/10802066/at-40-steve-sarkisian-brings-energy-enthusiasm-back-usc-football


I didn't listen to the tape, because, frankly, it looked spooky. Sarkiffin can make his eyes bulge out when he talks, and that is unnerving. That and the fact that both guys have perfectly spherical heads gave me a small case of the yips.

I'm not sure about BSPN's facts. They say this: "By the time USC head coach Steve Sarkisian hit the big Four-Oh, he had earned two national championship rings as a Trojans assistant …." I'm not a professional urinalist like the author of that article, but according to the brief research I did, just$c actually had something less than two national championship rings. They had, in fact, none. But why should the actual facts get in the way of another awesome story from BSPN.

The story is actually a little comical. There are allusions to how much just$c* depends on donations to run its athletic programs, and who knows more about those financial transactions than good old Ethical Pat, who was on the receiving end of plenty of it in the good old days, when Marv Goux was passing out the dollars.

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