Doughnut Dan -
We just wanted to remind you of something. We don't have a football stadium on campus. Instead, as you have often reminded us, we play in the most famous football stadium in college football.
That being the case, here's a suggestion: Open at home every year. A home and away OOC series with someone? Great. The away game can be game 2. Game 1, every year, should be in the most famous college stadium in the world. The one you constantly pimp.
Got it? Can you figure it out after only being paid $700,000 a year? If not, there's a waiting list of competent ADs for your job.
Hope you liked today's game against Virginia. Are you managing expectations yet?