"The Humanitarian"

by Nestor on Nov 28, 2006 11:52 AM PST in Football

We know Trojans will go as far as calling Pom Pom a "physical genius" but this ... this is just out of control. Click on this and be prepared to ... well vomit:

That was not a joke. Apparently that is Peter Carroll's personal website which calls him a "humanitarian."

HT to House Rock Built who had this to say about what you just saw:

This... this... this... monstrosity. This brutal violation of all things good and merciful in the world. This soulless raping of the very conventions of decency in humanity. I got about halfway through it before I clawed my eyeballs out with quivvering and unquenchably violent fingernails. It's so, so, so awful, and it's such an embodiment of everything that is awful about Pete Carroll. If you watch this flash intro to his website in its entirity and still do not hate Pete Carroll, then you are a depraved husk of a human being who does not belong in society.

If Dorrell doesn't end the agony this weekend he should never be allowed to attend a single UCLA related function.

GO BRUINS.

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A foul stench emerged from my computer

That intro was wretched. My wife is a lifelong Patriots fan, and she hated Pete Carroll long before she met me and was told about the stain on the planet that is usc.

Bob O. (Signholder #3)

by TuneMan7 on Nov 28, 2006 12:09 PM PST 0 recs

That was disgusting

What a f*&^ing prick. What a classless bastard. Leave it up to a Trojan to take the low road. All they want is to be recognized, people to love them. I hope we kick the shit out of them. F*&^ing pricks, all of them . . .

by TheStick on Nov 28, 2006 12:27 PM PST 0 recs

Am I awful for thinking ...

I wouldn't be too upset if one of our DBs just happens to give Pom Pom the Joe Pa treatment?

What a classless piece of trash this doofus is.

by bluestreet on Nov 28, 2006 12:32 PM PST 0 recs

I am not going to watch

I don't think I can handle that douchebag on my computer.

by Tydides on Nov 28, 2006 12:47 PM PST 0 recs

I hope

coaches are making players watch that "monstrosity" during film sessions.

by Nestor on Nov 28, 2006 12:48 PM PST up 0 recs

what a freakin douche-bag

I mean the literal, dictionary definition of what a douche-bag is. The root, the conjugation of douch-bag-iness is that film.

If I was any better with computers, I would make a flash presentation of every recruiting violation and every incident of player misconduct, criminal activity, or academic fraud under Carroll's watch.

by bruinecon08 on Nov 28, 2006 1:06 PM PST 0 recs

what...was...that?

I don't even know what to make of that. He is getting so much sunshine blown up his ass that he's getting a tan from the inside out.

Humanitarian? What the hell does that mean? Now, U$C doesn't get much media coverage up here in Sacramento, but I don't recall seeing Petey going on any relief missions to Africa or helping to rebuild homes of hurricaine victims in the Caribbean. Of course, if you consider giving cash and other valuable prizes to the families of lower-income athletes, perhaps he does qualify.

by SactoBruin on Nov 28, 2006 1:09 PM PST 0 recs

I think I just...

pooped my pants.

Is this the same humanitarian who let OJ Simpson meet with his players on the field, who let's his players rome around town assaulting women, punching students in the face, and dealing ecstacy out of their apartments, who lets agents roam free around the locker room, and who gives Snoop Dogg and his posse MVP tickets to the $C football games?

This guys only concerns in life are 1) Winning national championships at ALL costs 2) massaging his ego and 3) counting his Benjamins.

I love how his "fan club" costs $40-$50 to join. Too funny.

by norcalbruin95 on Nov 28, 2006 1:15 PM PST 0 recs

Alright, someone with Flash

needs to do a parody of this sucker. And soon.

by CAJason80 on Nov 28, 2006 2:50 PM PST 0 recs

I didn't know before...

...but I know now. I know that, behind the pom pom cheerleading and "laid back" attitude, lies a wretched, corrupt and dark soul, yearning for recognition because his mother, seeing the evil in his eyes, refused to hug him. He was breast-fed by wolves and snakes and drank children's blood. OK maybe not children's blood but definitely rats. Is this for real? I mean, who made this site? Someone, please, this is begging for a parody.

Here is a thought. We started a petition to dump Dorrell. Why not a petition to get the NCAA to actually investigate this scummy, putrid, cheating excuse of a football progam? I can guarantee you that there would be plenty of signatures nationwide! Boy I could strangle the LA Times right now. They were so quick to "break" the stories of the handicapped parking spots and Baron Davis's below-blue-book SUV purchase. What a bunch of bastards. Truly disgusting.

by tasser10 on Nov 28, 2006 2:55 PM PST 0 recs

God Help Us All

This "thing" is so truly bad I don't even know where to start. It seems incomprehensible to me that anyone with any shred of decency could actually like this S.O.B. God almighty, I used to hate USC in a somewhat respectful way but now with Snoop Dog as a seemingly regular at the Coliseum and all the other hoodlums that hang with this program just makes me want to puke. And now this God-awful creation of a website. What's next? A weekly show on ESPN or Fox Sports? Only makes me wish more and more that I could actually dress up for this Saturday's game and have the opportunity to knock some Trojan on his ass.

GO BRUINS!!!! Beat SC

by Minnesota Bruinfan on Nov 28, 2006 3:29 PM PST 0 recs

Fan Club?

That m*F*ker has a fan club?

Dude...

The apocalypse is upon us... repent... repent NOW!

F*CK SC (there's no U in SC... they're not a university)

by ythefnot on Nov 28, 2006 3:39 PM PST 0 recs

Help

I only looked at the opening pages and my eyes started burning & the room suddenly got cold. I had to turn it off before I was sucked into that vortex of evil.

F&ck him and the entire Toejam population.

by artybruin on Nov 28, 2006 4:27 PM PST 0 recs

Ugh

That was disgusting.

He is the opposite of a humanitarian. That HAS to be satire. I can't believe someone would stroke there own ego that much. Well, it is SC.

by True Blue and Gold on Nov 28, 2006 6:12 PM PST 0 recs

Nestor

Why when I skip intro or after it, I just get a bunch of html and nothing else?

by bruin95 on Nov 28, 2006 8:27 PM PST 0 recs

yeah

it happened on my home computer last night. May be we overloaded his site? lol

probably a good thing if you missed it. It's really digusting.

by Nestor on Nov 29, 2006 4:46 AM PST up 0 recs

Tired of it

so sick of this pompas bastard; he blatantly disrespects our program, and Dorell does nothing about it, either through the media, or on the field. I am sick of losing to this a$$hole and to a subpar University in the ghetto of our beautiful city

big dog

by Sc is full of scumbags on Nov 28, 2006 11:36 PM PST 0 recs

DOOD

i used to play that song in orchestra... WAY to ruin a beautiful piece... by adding a drum set and pasting cheatie petie all over it.
lol and i still cannot fathom why in the world the site creators would call him "the humanitarian". it's an insult to the word

by crazybunz on Nov 29, 2006 2:33 AM PST 0 recs

Recognize Him.........

It took me a while to figure it out but Pom Pom is the grownup version of the kid in the "Omen".

What good person would want to run that program.

by artybruin on Nov 29, 2006 10:00 AM PST 0 recs

I think we all took a lot of glee

in the look on Pete's face when Vince Young scored to put them ahead by two in January. Does anyone remember it? You could visibly see his little heart sink; or his big heart if you are from petecarrol.com. I'm sorry, but when Texas won that game, I was just as excited as when we came back against Gonzaga in March.

by bruin95 on Nov 29, 2006 12:12 PM PST 0 recs