With apologies to the Righteous Brothers, this came to mind when I saw the "We've Got that Lavin Feeling" post in the Main Page.

"We want to close our eyes
Even more when you move your li-ips.

There's NO real "progress"
When your winning percentage di-i-ips.

You might try hard not to show it, KD
But KD!
Believe me, you're blowin' it!

We've got that LAVIN feeling!
Whoa, that LAVIN feeling.
We'll have that LAVIN feeling.
Till you're gone, gone, gone.

There's a vacant look
In your eyes when it's 4th and 2-ooh

But we KNOW what you'll do!
RUN INSIDE like you always do-oo-ooh.

It makes us all feel like DYING
KD!
C'mon KD!
Make it LOOK like you're TRYING!!!

We've got that LAVIN feeling!
Whoa, that LAVIN feeling.
We'll have that LAVIN feeling.
Till you're gone, gone, gone.

KD, KD
You always take a knee --
You do.
If you would ONLY, 'fore halfTIME
Call a pass or two-ooh???
You picked us UP, us UP
When you beat S-C that day-ay.
Why don't?  DON'T?  don't?
You coach like that every ga-a-ame?

I say AD! (AD!)
AD!  (AD!)
I'm begging you please!  (Please!)
Please!  (Please!)
We need some guts!  (some guts!)
We need some guts!  (some guts!)
So bring some back!  Bring it on back!
Bring it on back!  Bring it on back!

You've got to...

Go SACK that LAVIN feeling
Whoa, that LAVIN feeling.
Just SACK that LAVIN feeling!
Want him gone, gone, gone.

No, it CAN'T go on...

No, no, no, oooh..."

MIM