You Reap What You Sow

by Tydides on Dec 5, 2006 12:18 PM PST in Off Topic

Full credit goes to Erik McDouchebag over at WeSUC.com for his whiny little rant about how the Big Bad Bruin fans bruised his ego on Saturday.

I guess congratulations are in order for the Bruin football team as well as their fans. However, before the Bruin backers pack up and head off to San Francisco for the Emerald Bowl, I really hope they swing by my place and pick up their official, "Worst Fans in Organized Sports Award."

Of course lost in the translation here is that for Bruin fans to pick up this mythical award of his is the logical conclusion that it resides somewhere in trOJan land to begin with. And that would surely be par for the course, I mean, as someone who witnessed their indefensible behavior at the Mausoleum last year, they've earned that award and then some, so we're going to let them keep it.

We've seen this before people. After SUC got their asses handed to them in Pauley last year, we got complaints that our fans were less than hospitable. If this seems like a carbon copy of that classic whine just with a lot more bitching and moaning attached to the end of it, well that's probably because it is. Let's just conveniently ignore the fact that they were getting a toned down version of what many of those same fans, myself included, experienced over at their place.

I can see taking this stand if you were a guy who doesn't like the trash talking, and doesn't participate in it. Who attends the games to merely support his own team. But what do you say to a guy who cries about not only getting beaten and taking his lumps after what his own fanbase had been doing for the past 7 years, but then readily admits to this:

Now, I'm a huge supporter of taunting at athletic events. I hate Duke basketball with a passion, but I appreciate every single clever chant the Cameron Crazies come up with. The guy who got to Phil Jackson by reading aloud, during a game, from Jackson's basketball memoir, "Maverick," is one of my personal heroes. I even love the "Hey batter, batter" chant in Little League.

You heard it yourselves. This "humanitarian", and I don't mean that in the Pom Pom way, is a staunch advocate of taunting. And not just adults like Phil Jackson, but taunting Little Leaguers too apparently. 12 year olds. Yes, we should all take a lot of stock in what this asshole defines as being a "classy fan". But wait, the hits just keep on coming:

I don't say any of this to whine or tattle; it just struck me as odd. I mean, really? That's where Bruin fans want to take this rivalry? To a point where it ceases to be about fun and competition? These are the same people who go to a rock show just to punch people in the mosh pit. Would it have been any different if the Trojans had come out on top? I seriously doubt it.

Really? You're NOT whining and tattling? So I guess the 8-9 paragraphs above that were an objective report. Maybe you should look up what "whining" and "tattling" mean in the dictionary. That's as big of a joke as your basketball team. So does anyone out there believe that it would have been different if SUC came out on top on Saturday? Well, no, I actually have to agree with him on that one...except it would have been he and his ilk doing the "F bomb dropping". What proof do I have? How about the past seven years. And since this guy is into trash talking, you can bet that he was one of the assholes participating in it last year, and the year before that, and the year before that. But now the shoe is on the other foot, and he is finding that his own medicine is quite bitter.

It used to be that SUC couldn't beat us on the court, or in the classroom. Now they can't beat us on the field, and so their last resort is sportsmanship. Unfortunately for them, they are the least qualified fans in the country to play the sportsmanship card. And that's not just from us. Ask other Pac 10 fans, ND fans, the fans of anywhere their band of thugging goons travels to, and ask them about the smug arrogance and general asshole behavior of the southern cal faithful. No, Erik, you had this coming to you.

You reap what you sow.
Fuck you, Erik.
Fuck southern cal.

GO BRUINS.

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Unhinged Trojans

it is really hillarious to see how those guys have come apart. That piece of garbage was frontpaged on WeAreWhiningBabies.com, an allegedly professional Southern Cal fan site.

by Nestor on Dec 5, 2006 12:23 PM PST reply actions

Vermins

I wonder if McDouchebag was reading TrojanWire (a stupid SuC blog I won't bother linking too) leading up to last Saturday.

What a bunch of whining babies.

by bluestreet on Dec 5, 2006 12:26 PM PST reply actions

I think what he was trying to say was...

he likes taunting when he's doing it, but not when it's done to him.

Like when he tells me that "UCLA is so gay,"that's totally awesome, but when I say something about his school (involving the f-word) he gets all butt-hurt.

Now that they've lost one it's suddenly time to "rise above the fray."

I think someone else already said this, Only Bruins can count to Eight.

by trojan killing greek guy on Dec 5, 2006 12:47 PM PST reply actions

Vulgar joke alert!

How do you keep a Trojan from masturbating?

Paint his dick blue and gold and he can't beat it for eight years.

by drumfool on Dec 5, 2006 1:07 PM PST up reply actions

our 8-win streak

will eat away at these jokers for rest of our lives. They will never equal it.

And I think we are going to go in there next year and beat these guys again.

Booty is this millenium's Rob Johnson. But PC is stuck with him.

The incoming Trojie QB controversy is going to get unreal nasty.

by bluestreet on Dec 5, 2006 1:11 PM PST up reply actions

ROTFLMAO

by bruinbabe2000 on Dec 5, 2006 5:19 PM PST up reply actions

Epic retort T*

by Ajax on Dec 5, 2006 1:21 PM PST reply actions

Last year at the Mausoleum...

I sat in row 93 of that God awful stadium in front of a 900 pound drunk oaf screaming that SuC gets no respect and Reggie Bush gets no respect and using f-bombs every other drunken word. It was so bad other trojan fans were fed up with the idiot. So the idea of SuC fan with class is ridiculous.

by Ghost of seven in a row on Dec 5, 2006 1:58 PM PST reply actions

This whining...

is like sweet music to my ears...Just beautiful.

I would love to hear what Eric McSourgrapes would have to say if Southern Cal had just beaten our Bruins at the Mausoleum after a 7-year losing streak. Probably a few of those naughty little dirty-birdy words directed at gasp the Bruins. It's a rivalry jack-ass. You were surrounded by Bruins. We HATE you. You HATE us. Grow a pair and deal with it.

Yes, Eric, it has come to this. Kharma is a biaaaaatch. Assaults, rape, drug-dealing, free-rent, steroids, QB's sleeping with Paris Hilton, agents dishing out the Benjamin's, bar-fights, petecarroll.com...the list goes on and on. Looks like you guys are in for some more bad luck if you asked me...

GO BRUINS!

by norcalbruin95 on Dec 5, 2006 2:07 PM PST reply actions

What a douchebag!

by trainwreck84 on Dec 5, 2006 2:11 PM PST reply actions

My exeprience @ the game on Sat.

Sitting Sec 10. North endzone. And let me tell you if you saw it on TV that part of the Rose Bowl was lousy with Condoms! First half I am fired up, drop an "F" bomb or 2. $c fan behind asks me to watch the language, but there is no kid in with him. Just him and his wife.

So I cool it. 4th qter starts up and they are nervous, they are tense and very worried. I think it was on Christian Taylor blew up Gable on the 4th down attempt. I go crazy. Drop another expletive, and dude behind me tells me to cool it or he is going to call "Security".

I tell him go get security I am not doing anything, he starts to make his way down the isle, 3-5 min. later he comes back with no one! HA!

GO BRUINS!!

by Bruin Mijin on Dec 5, 2006 2:31 PM PST reply actions

Excellent!

I've been in Sec. 22 for about 10 years -- right over team tunnel -- and we've had some basic rules among the long-timers:

(1) Don't cuss around kids or elderly if you can avoid it or if they ask you to stop.

(2) Don't throw sh*t at anybody.

(3) Don't push/ hit anybody.

(4) Person in front of you stands, YOU stand.

Granted, (1) gets ditched during $C Game most of the time, but otherwise, the rules are simple -- don't be an ***hole.

Other than that, IT'S A FREAKING FOOTBALL GAME! Anybody who comes to this game SHOULD KNOW that people curse like drunken sailors with branding irons down their pants.

What a bunch of wussies.

MIM

by Meriones on Dec 5, 2006 5:57 PM PST up reply actions

trojan tools

The amazing thing to me is just how epic the whining is becoming by these 'SC fans. I see all these comments about classless UCLA fans on 'SC blogs, I read the "Irish Trojan's" blog and he was moaning about the liberal use of the f-word and the cursing. Please. Who are these guys and when did they lose the ability to take it? I have been lucky enough to avoid the Coliseum and USC fans at the Rose Bowl the past few years now that I am in Chicago, but I was a regular at the games when I was a student from '85-'89 and afterward until 2000 and the trash talking was always over the top and always nasty. The '87 game in particular was god-awful, not only for the loss but for the actions of the USC fans as well as their friggin' PA announcer coming on and saying "Aloha Bruins" as we trudged out of that dump. Beer was thrown as well as vulgarities, and NEITHER school's fans have been above engaging in crude behavior in all the years I have been around the game. Maybe it seemed worse at USC because the Coliseum is so close to the 'SC campus and we always had to wade through the campus cesspool to reach either the buses we chartered or our cars. The only difference in behavior now as opposed to before USC went on its run is that the games were always close until 2001 or so, even during our streak, and so the language/behavior tended not to be so out-of-control. A steady diet of blowouts pushed a lot of USC fans to even greater heights of crass and boorish behavior, guaranteeing that UCLA fans would go overboard when we finally beat the tools. What did this fool expect? If he was thinking we would somehow refrain from living it up at 'SC's expense, dishing smack payback for running it up on us last year and totally disrespecting UCLA the past five-six years, what the F*** was he thinking? Did he really think that the constant taunting "fucla" and "UCLGay" (epitome of classy, don't you know) refrains that reached an all-time high while USC has been on its roll would be forgotten and ignored? Has he stepped up and acknowledged that 'SC's fans have been JUST AS BAD if not WORSE over the past 7 years? Nope, not at all. He'd rather bitch and cry about our dishing it back at them because for the first time in 7 years we don't have to take their crap. If he really expected UCLA fans to just say, "Well played, Trojans"..well, then this asshat has just shown the limits of the "education" he received in South Central. Waaaaaah, waaaaah, now piss off you stroke.

by ucladj89 on Dec 5, 2006 2:58 PM PST reply actions

Haha...is he for real?

Classless would be me implying that his mother exchanges sexual favors for currency. Using the word "fuck" is pretty normal for most people, especially rowdy drunk college students. I hope the Trojans keep grasping at straws, it makes them look worse than they already are. Someone call the whhhaaaaammmmbulance and bring some cheese with their whine.

I just wonder why they aren't concentrating on their upcoming Rose Bowl appearance against Michigan instead of crying about UCLA fans?

by JWongUCLA on Dec 5, 2006 3:31 PM PST reply actions

Michigan

I think they know, they have no chance in beating Michigan, In my opinion Michigan will destroy USC. Better offense and a better defense! They should be playing for the national championship game. So USC is going to have their asses handed to them come January 1st!

by abby8065 on Dec 5, 2006 4:11 PM PST reply actions

what else did you guys expect?

Of course they're going to cry and whine about "lack of class" and all that bullshit because of a little trash talking as if they're above it themselves. I mean, look at their great bastard creating former heisman trophy winner:

Get used the rivalry TrOJans. We talk trash, you talk trash. That's how a rivalry works. And trust me, I've been hearing years of shit since our last victory. So don't pretend that you're above it.

by sfatoo on Dec 5, 2006 4:13 PM PST reply actions

The trOJans must not have gotten the memo

when they were winning 7 straight. I believe it reads: "Payback is a Bitch".

by Tydides on Dec 5, 2006 4:24 PM PST reply actions

Marriucci talk??

Anyone else hear about the Marriucci talk? Apparently if we had lost on Saturday he was getting a call. I heard this from a Trojan. So who the heck knows.

by TheStick on Dec 5, 2006 5:31 PM PST reply actions

Coach going forward

My long time and at times obnoxious SC honk "friend" told me today he hopes the school gives KD a 20 year extension on his contract...... I protested but to no avail.

BillSouthBay

by Mensgym on Dec 5, 2006 5:43 PM PST reply actions

I read this idiot's rant last night...

... and simply had to laugh. It was too STUPID to be offeneded by.

Last year, I was at the Mausoleum, and saw, in no particular order:

(a) $C college-age fans walking up and down during the game the aisles in front of UCLA fans and insulting fans and yelling obscenities about/ at their children.

(b) Cups being thrown at UCLA fans as they left.

Oh, so we can't curse at genteel little $C? Geez, louise. What a bunch of jerks.

MIM

by Meriones on Dec 5, 2006 5:48 PM PST reply actions

SC Last Year

This guy whining is a total asshat. I've been going to UCLA/Southern Cal games for over 30 years, both at the Rose Bowl and their scary-ass home. Last year was the WORST thing I have EVER seen! My sister and I actually left right after the fourth quarter started, because, for the very first time, I was frightened to be there. We were in the endzone, of course, mostly UCLA fans, but still surrounded by asshats. They were rude, loud, obnoxious, taunting. Ok, that's fine. They are asshats. But towards the end of the game, the mood shifted. It was ugly. It was threatening. Food, etc. being thrown at us. Classes, cans, water bottles, etc. We were actually afraid to stay until the end of the game, because god knows what would happen. I don't know where this guy was, but it certainly wasn't at the Rose Bowl on Saturday. Didn't he see groups of both schools tailgating, playing football, hanging out? I didn't see one single instance of anything out of line, and I certainly was not afraid to be there! I have season tickets, in the priority section, and there were a few of THEM. Mostly they were polite, but there was one young female them who was rude, at one point turning around to us to say, "now we'll see how a real football team scores a touchdown." We all totally ignored her, and of course, they didn't score. She got pretty quiet after that, and I don't remember her leaving. ALL of us can be rude and obnoxious. But nothing will EVER, EVER, EVER compare to the game last year. I don't think my brother in law will let my sister come with me again to their house. Anyway, it just boils down to, if you act like an ass, you get treated like an ass. And since these guys are the biggest, most arrogant people on the planet, karma does come around.

by bluebruin on Dec 5, 2006 6:05 PM PST reply actions

Spoke with a Waiter...

who worked for a company that does the catering for the train from Chicago to South Bend for all of the Notre Dame football games. He said for the most part, fans from every school were nice and easy to get along with. Michigan State fans, Air Force, Stanford, UCLA, you name it. But, he particularly singled out one group of fans as the most classless, most obnoxious people he has ever had to serve. Yes, the Trojans were the absolute worst, and he didn't even know I was a Bruin.

Additionally, I sat in section 17, where there were a smattering of Trojans here and there who were pretty much left alone (and who to their credit left us alone). After the game, all I can remember is Bruin fans all over giving each other hi fives, whilst not even really acknowledging the presence of the despondent $C fans. There was also a Trojan fan their who seemed happy enough to exclaim, "We are Pac-10 Champions," but no one really paid him any mind...

by bruin8uclap on Dec 5, 2006 10:00 PM PST reply actions

Fuck Them All

Again, some guy told me that USC threw the game and was dead serious. You know USC fans are pathetic when the only thing they can come up with after a loss is that one of their coaches purposely threw the game. Screw 'em!

by BruinFan1 on Dec 5, 2006 11:51 PM PST reply actions

What else can they do?

"You beat us but at least we're...we're...we're classy! That's right! Take that you mean rude Bruin! I pay 30k a year for my classiness! My dad has a yacht!"

Oh, I can't wait for the Rose Bowl. It's true that neither team wanted to be there. But U$C is there because they lost. Michigan is there because the voters screwed them. They will have a MAJOR chip on their shoulder, and I can just see one of those sacks on Booty where he ends up twitching on the grass. Our victory may well be the beginning of the end for Carroll's program. Pointing fingers internally, after a 10-2 season...I love it. Mark Sanchez will not save them. Poor decisions in life = poor decisions on the field. Oh, and who said that one of their coaches threw the game? What? How does a coach do that from the sideline? Maybe Ken Norton Jr. was sending signals to our coaches, that would be hilarious!

Oh, and I live in NY. Went to the gym yesterday, TV was on about Florida. This young guy asked me if I had watched the game, and I said no, I was watching the UCLA game because that's where I went. His reply? "Oh yeah? Well I went to $C, so fuck you then!" He said it jokingly, but I relished the moment! Obviously the f-word is the cornerstone of the english major at U$C. They need to keep it simple, so they teach the same word to be used as an adjective (I'm a fucking Trojan), a noun (Trojans are fucks), a verb (dude, we got fucked), or to express disbelief (what the fuck was that?).

by tasser10 on Dec 6, 2006 8:12 AM PST reply actions

All I need to know in life.........

I learned at BN.

When I'm a lot older and have Alzheimer's, I will always remember that Trojans are Tools and always will be.

That's what happens when you waste 120K of your parents money for a South Central education.

by artybruin on Dec 6, 2006 3:16 PM PST reply actions

Whining bitches

Having attended UCLA during the seven year run in which we were consistantly getting punked at the colesium i had to deal with a large amount of shit from those classless fucks. If i had the privelage to be at the game and talk shit to those assholes i would have done it, while laughing in their face. The fact is that these guys love to talk shit, and they are cocky bastards; they were definatley put in their place. So i would say taunt the hell out of these assholes and enjoy it. Just think about how sweet it is going to be when we smash them in their highschool gym and then get to chant "just like football." k need to go change my shorts.

big dog

by Sc is full of scumbags on Dec 6, 2006 4:41 PM PST reply actions