This article is FUNNY! One of my personal favorites:
"4. Increase the cup size of every USC song girl.
I know, I know, the average USC song girl is already a D cup, but why stop there?
If Heidi Pratt's goal is to be an H cup for Heidi, then why can't USC's girls shoot for the heretofore unimaginable U cup?
Lane Kiffin can make this happen. (And if he can't do that, he can lobby for Layla to receive honorary song girl status. Or at least the outfit)."