So, after a grueling day in Senora Ross' class, I took my chauffeur-driven limousine over to Medici for some free internet access. And what did I discover? A full moon rising.
No, not that kind either.
It seems that our friends at Southern Cal have found a new way of embarrassing themselves this week. This time, it was the men's hockey teams' turn, as goalie Mickey Meyer responded to a 6-4 loss to BYU with pure Trojan class. Yes, Mr. Meyer melted down and bared his a$$. Per the AP report:
He was ejected and ticketed for lewdness, a misdemeanor, after an officer who was working security at the rink said he witnessed the scene Saturday.
"I had my fill of these refs," Meyer said on an Internet broadcast of the game, according to The Herald-Journal of Logan.
Meyer's antics occurred while play was stopped and referees were trying to sort out penalties in the third period of a consolation game in the ACHA West Regional tournament at Eccles Ice Center.
The junior from Clinton, N.Y., was "riding his hockey stick like a horse and slapping his butt," North Park Officer Mike Stauffer said in a report.
After pulling down his pants, Meyer slapped his bare bottom several times, Stauffer said.
At least he wasn't caught cheering after the other team scored.
And here's more from Deadspin.
I could say more, but it just ain't fair. It's like shooting fish in a barrel, folks.
GO BRUINS.