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Garlic Joe's Weekly Digest

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I would like to introduce you to the newest frontpage contributor to Bruins Nation, Garlic Joe.

Garlic Joe is a savvy reporter/blogger who will get to the bottom of some of the most pressing issues in UCLA Athletics.  

About once a week, or less often if he's a lazy bum, Garlic Joe will write up a story and share it with his Bruin compatriots.  Seeing as he's too lazy to create his own ID, I will let him use mine, and hopefully there will not be a mob outside my house with torches and pitchforks.

We hope that you will enjoy his thoroughly researched and deeply insightful posts.

The thing is, however, none of it will be true.  At least factually.  Garlic Joe lives in his own world, where conspiracy theories and sarcasm abound.  After all, famed philosopher, marine biologist and architect George Costanza said, "it's not a lie, if you believe it".  So, it's not as though we take him seriously, it's just that we think his posts will offer some comic relief...while pointing out some of the absurdity around UCLA Athletics.

Because, let's face it, if the university doesn't take our athletic department seriously, why should he?  After the recent football debacle, Garlic Joe decided to come out of hiding and shout his truth to the world.

Why Garlic Joe?  Because right now, being a UCLA football fan stinks.

Here's to Garlic Joe returning back underground.  For now, enjoy the madness.