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(Working For the) Trogan

Taking off his helmet, they said, is this man a Bruin?
'Cause they're workin' for the Trogans!
They put up a poster saying Matt's a Heisman, too!
When working for the Trogans.
We will teach our twisted speech
To the young receivers
We will train our O linemen
To be goal line cheaters.

The ref said first and ten-but I say double that again
I'm not weeping for the Trogans,
No way they go to a BCS type bowl
With Kiffy leading the Trogans.
Gang tackle the ball, cause quarterbacks to fall
How can you refuse it?
Let pressure have the hour, penetration can be power
That's how you confuse it.

The safeties in your face are calling
Stop wasting your time, the pressure's coming
Only a fool would think someone could save you
The line of the O is thin and crumbling
No one's open, so boy get runnin'
It's the worst decisions of his young career.

You line up and get knocked down
You're playing for the Trogans
You are facing a long third down
You're playing for the Trogans
So you got to scramble all around
It makes you confused now
The defense starts to terrorize,
You throw your first pick now

In these days of playing Tampa Two
When playing for the Trogans
It starts to get quite easy to run through
The defense of the Trogans
But ha! Gitaloss! Gitaloss!

And I've given away no secrets
Who's injured now?

Apologies to The Clash

The only band that matters (mattered)

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