Are you on Twitter? I highly recommend following Steven Manfro. The thoughts just flow from him.
I'm so glad chipotle doesn't cook their pinto beans with bacon anymore.. just so now they don't have to tell me every time I order them!— Steven Manfro (@StevenManfro33) September 25, 2013
This is definitely the correct amount of books for three classes, right?? pic.twitter.com/h7MmFId82T— Steven Manfro (@StevenManfro33) September 25, 2013
I'm in desperate need of someone to come do my laundry— Steven Manfro (@StevenManfro33) September 24, 2013
I always get excited when I'm riding my scooter behind a garbage truck.. The smell is constant and fabulous!— Steven Manfro (@StevenManfro33) September 23, 2013
Sydney Leroux, too.
Just wondering when airplanes are going to admit that listening to Celine Dion on my iPod has no direct correlation to crashing a plane?— Sydney Leroux (@sydneyleroux) September 26, 2013
Christian Yount has been quiet, but popped up with this gem:
My mind is telling me no. But my lack of self control is telling me yes. *Every time I open my fridge.— Christian Yount (@TheYount) September 21, 2013
Just keep dancing is such a great motto.
Proud to say that with the help of @jimmyfallon, I was able to choose to donate 10k to the @MakeAWish of Michigan! #JustKeepDancing— Joseph Fauria (@BigJoeFauria) September 25, 2013
If you work hard, and put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.— Joseph Fauria (@BigJoeFauria) September 20, 2013
Checking in on our other football alums, the Vikings are playing in London this week:
Making tea in the hotel room. Livin this London experience up. I think I need crumpets?— Jeff Baca (@JBaca60) September 24, 2013
While Jeff Locke was caught sleeping on the plane:
"The first one asleep gets cookies stacked on him! pic.twitter.com/C231WcXffA" Some things never change @jefflocke12— Kevin McDermott (@KMcD47) September 24, 2013
Who else is a power napper?
@BlairWalsh3 proof that @jefflocke12 has been a power napper his entire life. Photos by @TheYount #uclaspecialists pic.twitter.com/xN8BlJoyh4— Kevin McDermott (@KMcD47) September 24, 2013
TWINKIES ARE BACK.
I thought they stopped making Twinkies @ VONS http://t.co/P6Zq0USW9P— Dan Gadzuric (@DGadzuric) September 23, 2013
As is Dan Gadzuric, he received an invite to Lakers training camp. He last played in Venezuela.
And Larry Drew signed with the Miami Heat:
Big s/o and congrats to my bro @DrewVsYou getting picked up by the Miami Heat. Now you can stop asking me where is LARRY— Jordan Adams (@jordanadams1231) September 23, 2013
By the way, Jordan fits in in LA - he can't park either.
Something to wake up to !!! pic.twitter.com/k147nIrwpk— Jordan Adams (@jordanadams1231) September 22, 2013
I know no one here believes this when they pay a parking ticket to UCLA:
I've chosen to view my paying $25 for a bogus parking ticket as my contribution to subsidizing a better Santa Monica. #relentlesslypositive— Nick Ekbatani (@nickekbatani) September 21, 2013
In a weekend without UCLA football, remember #WOTT
@UCLACoachMora is making UCLA the sickest place to play college football. No doubt. Not a question. He's winning over that city.— Jeff Baca (@JBaca60) September 23, 2013