Headlines in the Bruin Twitterverse: Congratulations Marcos Giron, More High School Graduations, and Myles Jack is Fast

Congratulations Marcos Giron:

Wow. What a great feeling. Great 2nd week of Athens. I want to thank everyone for the support. A big thank you to @uclatennis. Best school!

— Marcos Giron (@marcos_giron93) May 26, 2014

Special thanks to the best coaches. Grant and billy!! U guys are unbelievable. And frenchy ur not so bad urself ;) #gobruins

— Marcos Giron (@marcos_giron93) May 26, 2014

The season has ended for UCLA Softball:

S/O to @UCLASoftball for an amazing season! The talent is ridiculous! Proud of you girls!!! @gabriellemaur @DelaneyyLyn @ksprawls @acarda3

— Librado Barocio (@LBarocio31) May 26, 2014

Myles Jack is FAST.

4.52

— Myles Jack (@ClickClack_Jack) May 27, 2014

ICYMI, Dennis Keyes is now the football coach at Campbell Hall:

The view from my new office. New coach, new uniforms, new field. It's going to be a good year at… http://t.co/FwtzrqoacN

— Dennis Keyes (@Dkeyes2) May 23, 2014

And maybe drawing on his UCLA brothers for some coaching help, inspiration and possible UCLA recruiting....?

@Jones_Drew32 you already know. Might need you to come by one time when you back in LA

— Dennis Keyes (@Dkeyes2) May 23, 2014

Another Nelson is heading to UCLA:

Successfully surprised the little sissy at her graduation from HS. She's heading to be a UCLA Bruin… http://t.co/iKFCaeHmFC

— Reeves Nelson (@ooWZRDoo) May 25, 2014

More high school graduations:

About to enter the real world, ya boy did it man. #Blessed pic.twitter.com/gtmZUI86YZ

— Leel (@OGLeel_2) May 24, 2014

See you in three weeks.

Passive Aggressive parking notes:

Thank you for the lovely note someone left on my car. It's the little things in life. pic.twitter.com/8C28tUhpWB

— Sydney Leroux (@sydneyleroux) May 24, 2014

I think plenty of people have made a graph similar to this:

When carpooling with your Dad, it's important to let him know when it's time to go home #iwashungry20minutesago pic.twitter.com/yGOeK5D7Hf

— Alana Munger (@amunger01) May 24, 2014

Too bad she didn't have this lying around the office to help her out:

Breakfast of champions pic.twitter.com/RXANkO4XmV

— Eldridge Massington (@OH_GOTTAMAN) May 23, 2014

To have the metabolism of youth. Sigh. Don't worry, he got some solid food in him later:

Eat good #BoilingCrab pic.twitter.com/CpgjpiTzq8

— Eldridge Massington (@OH_GOTTAMAN) May 27, 2014

Ellen Degeneres, not only do you have a doppelganger at UCLA in Jerry Neuheisel, have the UCLA band appearing in your promos, the tennis team would like to take a selfie with her.  With their trophies.

Take a selfie with us @TheEllenShow #nattychampsloveEllen #bruinsloveEllen pic.twitter.com/hv8VDUchm7

— Courtney Dolehide (@cdolehide) May 23, 2014

Take a selfie with us! #bruinsloveellen #nattychampsloveellen @TheEllenShow pic.twitter.com/ub6KRZWGDD

— Kelly Shaffer (@musiclover4eva) May 23, 2014

And finally, in things you probably never needed to know but here it is anyways:

Reggie Miller Is Slang For 31 Grams Of Cocaine http://t.co/v6Y1SgS0nU

— Dime Magazine (@DimeMag) May 23, 2014

Go Bruins.