And the Next USC Athletic Director is...

USC is very big on tradition.

The last 3 Trogan Athletic Directors have all been football players who played for the famous cheat John McKay. (Mike Garrett; Pat Haden, who also lived (improperly) with the McKays; and Lynn Swann.)

So the natural hire would be another Cheat McKay star: OJ Simpson. But this won't happen because he'd have to actually work, and for free, because Fred Goldman would garnish all of his paychecks to pay off Juice's civil judgment for killing Goldman's son (as well as the former Mrs. Simpson).

So, the next best choice is another footballer who is unmatched in his knowledge of Cheat McKay's ways.

Trogans, we introduce with pride your new AD, J. K. McKay.

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